The Spinster Society
Prologue
It is important to note that
most stories of a dark and suspenseful nature begin on a stormy evening, with a
full moon obscured behind violet clouds in an ominous sky streaked with
lightning. There might even be rain, to that effect, to add a sort of soggy
factor to than entire affair, and a heavy mist, to shroud things in mystery. An
old decrepit manor home would be beneficial to the general atmosphere, as would
creaking stairs and a rat or two.
Although this story begins with
the aforementioned factors, it hardly qualifies as a story of a ‘dark and
suspenseful nature'. Indeed, if anything, it is a story of unrequited love,
forbidden passion, etc. Yet, that is an exaggeration. In truth, it is a story
of the mumblings and bumblings of girls in society. But, it must be admitted,
unrequited love and forbidden passion do sound infinitely more sophisticated.
It begins with two young girls
creeping down a lonely hallway at the midnight hour, with curling papers
adorning their heads. (Suffice it to say, curling papers are not the most
intimidating objects in the world, though, in most cases, they do lend the
wearer a certain frightening factor in appearance.)
The weather was very fierce that
evening; gusty winds and heavy rain. Save the occasional flash of lightning,
Celia and Emma had very little illumination to guide them down the narrow
corridor of their boarding school, Barclove Academy-conveniently a decrepit old
manor home.
The very daring of their
midnight escapade was enough to afford them caution, though both could hardly
repress rather imaginative ideas. Both wore padded slippers, which considerably
softened their footfalls, yet they still held their breath for fear of
discovery and hastened towards the room of their friend, Katherine and Meris,
with all the speed they could muster in curling-papers and night-robes.
Broken laughter could be
distinguished through the door; Celia gave a sharp rap before being admitted by
Meris, pale and bright. "You have come at last!" she exclaimed, rather loudly
for comfort, "do come in and join us!"
Celia and Emma were obliged to
slip in quickly, tightening their robes as they entered the large and drafty
apartment. Naturally, the lineage of Meris was enough to secure her the very
best of rooms at Barclove (she was the only daughter of an earl, after all). No
one in their right mind would dare offending her parents, the right honorable
Lord and Lady Carlisle.
It was not a particularly
comfortable room; rather more formal and grand than cozy. Attempts had been
made to brighten it; various watercolours adorned the walls, not particularly
well done, but cheerful all the same, and the necessary abundance of ribbons
and lace were strewn about. Candles had positioned haphazardly about the area, upon
the ground, on the windowsill, and atop several tables and other articles of
furniture. Clothing and possessions were all in various stages of being packed,
and trunks were open. Altogether, it was a rather cheery abode, despite the
raging weather outdoors and the pelting rain upon the window.
"We though Batty Barclove had
surely got you!" announced a sly Katherine Spence, who had immersed herself in
a large chair nearest the mantle-piece. "Whatever took so long for you to
arrive?"
Celia shrugged. "I should not
have thought you would hasten down corridors in the dead of night," she
replied, with a touch of sarcasm, "and we had to practice some degree of
caution, after all. Who knows that the Bat would have done had she discovered
us breaking her precious rules of conduct!"
Meris laughed. "What a speech
she gave today! I thought it should never end! Mother did warn me that it would
be rather brusque, but can you believe how cold and harsh she was?"
"Rather like a
military-general," interrupted Celia, with a grin," ushering his troops into
battle. Or, in this case, the ravages of London society."
"She could hardly help it," Emma
argued, in her defense, as always, determined to see the best in people. "It is
difficult for some to make long and candid speeches to a large number of
people."
"I should scarce call
half-a-dozen girls a crowd, Emma," Celia informed her, good-naturedly. "Though
I applaud your effort to take up for the old bat."
They were referring, of course,
to Miss. Amelia Barclove, the proprietress and headmistress of Barclove
Academy. A stout old crow (or bat, as they referred to her) of two-and-fifty,
whose strict rules and overbearing nature were quite renowned. As all good
stories need a villain, she will assume the role for the time being.
Without further ado, Celia fell
upon the floor and brought her knees up to her chin. The other company in the
room soon followed suit, after Katherine's declaration of, "Enough chatter! Let
us begin!"
They were all ready to listen.
They had been looking forward to this particular meeting for weeks. It had,
however, been difficult to manage, with Batty Barclove always about, prepared
to swoop down and destroy all plans of secrecy and rebellion. Not that they
were planning a revolt, however. Quite the contrary!
Though not particularly
organized, they did manage to form a rather lopsided circle, and Katherine, who
usually took up the post as leader, proceeded to name everyone in an elaborate
fashion. This elicited some giggles, although many thought the action
unnecessary. Katherine, however, was determined to be solemn and formal. "Lady
Meris Howard, daughter of the Earl and Countess of Carlisle."
Meris wrinkled her nose at the
title, but nonetheless answered, "Here."
"Miss. Celia Emerson,
granddaughter of the Earl of Amherst."
Celia gave a stout, "Present!"
all the while attempting to restrain laughter.
Katherine paused hesitantly and
glanced at Emma, who had turned slightly red. The illustrious relations of
Meris and Celia were magnificent, indeed. It was embarrassing enough that Emma
had no the faintest idea of her own lineage. She had never known either of her
parents, and had always considered them rather a sore subject.
Kat, realizing this, very
hurriedly said, "Miss. Emma Bancroft."
Emma was only too grateful, and,
therefore, said, "Here!" with every ounce of amiability.
"You cannot forget yourself!"
cried Meris, who was rather oblivious to the embarrassment on the part of her
friend.
"Alright! Alright!" By the
expression upon her face, Katherine obviously considered this unnecessary.
"Miss. Katherine Spence,
daughter of Mr. Henry and Mrs. Martha Spence."
Having fulfilled the request of
Meris, Katherine took it upon herself to extinguish some of the candles, to
lend the room a more mysterious appearance, before proceeding with her
‘speech'. "We have gathered this evening, in the company of our dearest
friends, to make a solemn vow."
Celia, Meris, and Emma exchanged
amused smiles, much to the chagrin of Katherine, who was determined to conduct
the ceremony seriously.
"This vow-much as it seems to
amuse some," she said acidly, instantly quelling the smiles, "is quite serious.
In all actuality, it is a promise, a most faithful promise never to marry, or
ever be convinced to enter that distasteful state known as matrimony. It is not
a mere choice, my friends. When you make this pledge, you seal your father
forever as a spinster!"
"Forever?" asked Emma, rather
weakly. Her face had grown pale.
Katherine sighed. "Well, perhaps
not forever. That is what a codicil is for, dear, but that comes later." She
was obvious vexed for being interrupted at such a crucial moment in her speech,
and Emma offered a short apology before allowing her to continue.
"I shall now pause to ask each
one of you to contribute a reason for your determination never to marry."
Celia rolled her eyes. Meris
protested. "This is not part of the plan," she whispered.
Kat smirked. "I am initiating
the speech. Therefore, it is my decision."
There could be no other
argument. Defeated, Meris withdrew into her own thoughts in order to procure a
suitable answer.
Emma, meanwhile, had already
volunteered. "I have little experience of men," she began hesitantly, in her
usual gentle fashion, "but I understand them to be rather heartless creatures,
and hardly suited towards faithfulness. My own aunt," she blushed
unconsciously, "did not enjoy the benefit of a happy marriage, and, as a
result, her husband abandoned her." Another, deeper blush. She had never told
her friends of this occurrence before. "Therefore, she lived much of her life
in social disgrace. And my uncle never returned to her."
Katherine, Meris, and Celia, all
rather unnerved by such a terrible report, wondered how they could equal it.
"That is such an excellent reason, Emma," Kat said, noticing Emma's discomfort.
Seriousness forgotten, she gave her friend a quick embrace.
Celia was next. "From what I
understand of London men, they are merely a bunch of dandies and rouges who
have never completed an honest day's work in their lives. Furthermore, as my
own grandfather has informed me, men, in general, are apt to marry for money
and position. Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that love itself is
merely an ideal, and is, in most cases, unattainable. I do not believe men have
the power to love. And why marry yourself off to one who will only squander
away your fortune and abandon you to tedious housekeeping and domestic chores
whilst they go off to enjoy themselves?" Celia was rather well-known amongst
her friends for her practicality, but even they were rather taken aback by her
cynicism.
Celia's speech left Katherine at
something of a loss. She could not recollect whose turn it was to recite.
Fortunately, Meris was punctual. "As you all know," she began, " I have read one
too many novels." The girls exchanged knowing looks. "And though many of my
books have very favorable opinions in regard to matrimony, I really cannot
believe that I would want to confine myself to one particular man. It just
seems as though one would get bored."
"Bored!" cried Emma. She looked
rather disappointed. Out of all in the group, she was the most reluctant to
make the vow. Though not of a romantic nature, she did not enjoy the luxuries
of wealth and the society that the other girls were blessed with. Marriage had
always appeared the easiest escape from her current social position; the
elevation to security and comfort.
Now Katherine was the only girl
left to post her complaints against men in general. Without further ado, she
began. "I have grown up with seven brothers, all of them unruly, obstinate
creatures who enjoy nothing more than making my life miserable. It is enough to
send on to the mental infirmary!" Here, Meris was rather taken aback.
"I must protest your abuse of
brothers!" she cried, "because my own brother, George, is such an excellent
fellow..."
Celia sighed. "As you are
constantly reminding us." It was true. Meris truly delighted in spreading the
praises of her brother. He had become something of a hero amongst the girls at
Barclove, his praises sung far and wide, with Meris as his general promoter.
Katherine, angry at being
interrupted, gave Meris a silencing glare before continuing. "I find men to be
an unreasonable and immature species, always after something and never willing
to offer any useful advice or assistance. I give my eldest brother, Tom, as an
example. He recently married a sweet-tempered and amiable young woman from
Bath, and has been so troublesome and cruel to her, that she is almost always
in tears before him. He allows her to do nothing but sit at home and await his
arrival. She is quite dependent upon the scoundrel." Katherine was, naturally,
exaggerating for the benefit of the moral, but, as the remainder of the group
appeared quite convinced, she felt little remorse. "I, for one, shall never
lose my independence to a man." This was declared quite stoutly and seemed to
seal the story segment. Everyone was properly impressed.
"Shall we hear any other
contributions?" inquired Katherine. No one spoke, and, accepting silence as an
answer, she resumed her speech.
"Let us compare marriage to a
prison. Not only do you surrender your independence to a mere man, you give him
all the benefits of your position in society, wealth, etc. As many of you have
stated, men are cruel and horrid. The vilest creatures that roam the world ...
except, perhaps, lions..."
"And governesses!" exclaimed
Celia, who felt it was rather necessary to lighten the mood.
Katherine frowned at being
interrupted. It did not take her long to continue, however. "We must protect
ourselves against them, by whatever means necessary, to ensure our own safety."
At this point, everyone nodded
decidedly.
Katherine took a deep breath.
"Thus, with such evidence before us, and with understanding and acceptance of
the terms I have laid before you, I must ask you to consider this pledge solemn
and binding. Are you prepared to accept?" Pausing seemed the appropriate thing
to do. It added a degree of suspense and sophistication to the entire affair.
Meris, Emma, and Celia strove to
appear contemplative. It would hardly do not to consider such an oath. And
Katherine was so very serious and somber, the feeling could not help but
pervade throughout the room. After a lapse of a few minutes, however, they had
all firmly made up their minds and were clamoring to take the pledge.
"Alright, alright!" Katherine
cried, attempting to maintain some degree of order. "Everyone shall have their
turn." She stood, brushing out her nightdress and straightening her curlers.
Despite her humorous appearance, she elicited no laughter from her friends.
Young girls delight in such novel practices, and consider them as seriously as
they would anything. This meeting, in particular, held a degree of charm. The
delight of having their own secret society, and the security that it afforded
(for, indeed, they were all somewhat frightened of what the approaching Season
had to offer) provided comfort. It promoted their friendship, and made it
appear as though they would never be separated. In short, the appeal of the
Spinster Society was immeasurable.
"Celia Emerson, approach the
table." Katherine was referring to the rather makeshift piece of furniture
positioned haphazardly near the window. Upon it, several candles were perched,
as well as a variety of ribbons and various creams and lotions. Celia,
following orders, somberly marched towards Katherine and stood before her.
"Celia Emerson, do you
faithfully promise to uphold the various terms we have reviewed?"
Celia managed a firm, "I do."
"Do you promise to refuse all
addresses of matrimony and all efforts of courtship?"
"I do."
"Do you promise never to marry,
nor allow yourself to be convinced, persuaded, or otherwise forced into the
matrimonial state?
"I do."
"Shall you promise to remain
faithful to the Spinster Society, and protect the interests of its members? To
defend their unmarried state, and advise them have they ever need? And never
refuse assistance should assistance ever be required?"
"I do."
"And should you ever consider
marriage, do you promise to immediately consult with the Society, so that they
may keep you from such a state?"
"I do."
Katherine smiled. "In
conclusion, and most importantly: Do you promise, Celia Emerson, to remain a
spinster? To refuse all offers of matrimony, and encourage no affection?"
Without hesitation, Celia gave a
very decided, "I do."
"Then I most happily induct you
into the Spinster Society." Katherine appeared quite merry, even managing a
slight smile. Celia stood rather awkwardly, as though awaiting dismissal. There
was very little else that could be done. Knighting was out of the question, and
Kat had no medallions or any other such trinkets to distribute. With a slight
nod, Katherine had dismissed Celia and summoned Meris. The vows continued in much
the same fashion. Emma proceeded afterwards, and, though rather hesitant,
accepted them with decision. The problem of inducting Katherine arose, but
Celia was happy to do the honors. Therefore, within a short amount of time, the
newly inducted members of the Spinster Society assembled about their circle,
holding hands.
"You mentioned, Katherine,
earlier something about a codicil," Emma put in, after a few moments spent in
silence.
Kat nodded. "So I did." Much of
the solemnity had disappeared about her air, and her voice held a note of
blithe brightness. She was apparently in good spirits.
Celia and Meris were quick to
agree. To their own minds, the possibly of remaining spinsters forever seemed
rather severe. It was not that they were not determined to remain unmarried, it
was just more practical to imagine the state existing more in the matter of a
few years. After all, they were only seventeen.
"Unanimous, we vow that if all
shall agree, we may release a sister from her oath," said Katherine, after some
consideration. They all repeated it, and a silver knife was brought out. It had
twining jade leaves inlaid in the handle, and in the blade a moonstone flower
was embedded, gleaming out of the darkness. Admittedly, it was a silly knife,
dull and used only for opening letters- a present to Meris, on her thirteenth
birthday from none other than her adored older brother. However, no one dared
to complain.
"Now, by our blood we swear it."
Carefully, they pricked their fingers. A needle would have been preferable, but
Meris claimed that it was not a proper tool for a ceremony.
A slightly muddled look slowly
grew upon their faces after a little silence, as they pondered what to do next.
It seemed anticlimactic to eat, though they had decided that was the next thing
... then Celia's stomach growled, the mood was broken, and a rather battered
hatbox was brought out. It contained some lemonade and raspberry tarts, which
Katherine had stolen from Cook that morning. They had been reduced to crumbs,
but none of the girls were very particular and so devoured them ravenously. The
meal completed, there was very little else to do, save bid each other farewell.
They would depart for London the
following morning, Meris and Katherine to stay with the Carlisle household, and
Celia and Emma due to Brunswick Square, home of Celia's grandfather, the Earl
of Amherst. They were not particularly tearful good-byes; indeed, the girls
were certain of seeing each other much throughout the upcoming months. The
London Season afforded a wealth of balls and parties, where their paths were
sure to cross. There, the general agreement was they would confer and engage in
their meetings. Dancing, surely, could be postponed in favor of secret trysts
behind potted plants. After all, what were potted plants for? Promising to
correspond through any means necessary, the young women of the Spinster Society
knew that nothing so trivial as separation would truly be able to effect their
friendship.
Thus, as the storm subsided and the first rays of dawn began to creep into the room, the final adieus were said, the final promises made, and the members of the Spinster Society dispersed, heads full of their extraordinary new society.
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