Posted on Wednesday, 29 September 1999

I do not like George Wickham,
I do not like him, Sam I Am,
Would you like him in a hall?
Would you like him at a ball?
I would not, could not in a hall.
I would not, could not at a ball.
I would not like him here or there.
I would not like him anywhere.
I do not like George Wickham,
I do not like him, Sam I Am.
Would you like him in a hat?
Would you like him with a Cat?
I would not, could not in a hat.
I would not, could not with a Cat.
I would not, could in a hall.
I would not, could not at a ball.
I would not like him here or there.
I would not like him anywhere.
I do not like George Wickham,
I do not like him, Sam I Am.
Would you like him in a box?
Would you like it with lots of locks?
I would not could not...
hey, you've got something there.
I think I would.

One man,
two man,
old man,
new man,
One man has a little brain.
Another man is quite insane.
And that one there is very plain.
Some are sad.
And some are glad.
And some are very, very bad.
Some are thin
and some don't wash
don't go near them
the smell, my gosh!
From there to here,
from here to there,
funny men are every where.