Roses and Thorns ~ A Poetic Pride and Prejudice

    By Selene G


    Jump to new as of June 9, 2000
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    One ~

    Posted on Friday, 17 September 1999, at 4 : 43 p.m.

    So Sayeth Fitzwilliam Darcy Upon The Occasion

    Of Observing Elizabeth Bennet

    "Well, they are fine eyes, fine indeed, I say,
    full of fire and shining in the glow
    of embers smoldering at the close of day.
    I shall remember long, and this I know

    Fine eyes shall haunt me all my moments now,
    that haughty look, and mouth set firm and straight.
    And to her curtsey, make my sweeping bow
    to leave at once and close the garden gate.

    Should I but see her one more time, I pledge
    to take her in my arms and end this feud.
    She's brought me to the rim, the very edge
    of wild madness and desire, my mood

    has changed from lofty pride and prejudice
    to teeter at the brink, love's precipice."


    Two ~

    Posted on Saturday, 18 September 1999, at 7 : 25 a.m.

    Miss Bennet's Response

    "Kind sir, you do me honor with such praise
    I know not words in answer to your plight.
    The eyes that you call fine, are not so bright
    when in their mirrored image, lies your gaze.

    Before me stands a man, in many ways
    mysterious as the moors in dark of night
    where I would venture not, nor find delight
    in running through such convoluted maze.

    And thus I do beseech you, leave me be!
    I turn my head from everything you do
    and will not further play your game for sport.
    Your arrogance and pride are plain to see,
    my thoughts I'll put on hold, so I'll not rue
    the giving of my heart, which thus you court."


    Three ~

    Posted on Sunday, 19 September 1999, at 1 : 33 p.m.


    From Darcy to Elizabeth

    "So say you, fair Elizabeth, your words
    do cut me to the bone, in truth, I find
    my beating heart, once soaring with the birds,
    has now become entangled and entwined.

    Torn between desire and duty bound,
    yet everywhere I turn, I see your face.
    Within my head and heart my blood doth pound
    nor any memory of you can I erase.

    My station such in life, I cannot bend
    to marry far beneath my class and rank.
    I see no future here, and needs must end
    this quest for love, my mind must come a blank.

    Only know this, my sweet, you will remain
    locked in my heart, your key upon my chain."


    Four ~

    Posted on Monday, 20 September 1999, at 9 : 55 a.m.

    From Jane to Lizzy-

    "I heard you weeping in your room this eve
    and knowing what it was you're weeping for,
    I paused but did not tap upon the door
    but left you to your thoughts. This I believe,

    You seek to give your aching heart reprieve
    from all the sorrow and, indeed, from more.
    Your wounds are deep, he's cut you to the core,
    You cry within and let your bosom heave.

    My dear, sweet sister, I know love as well,
    for I love one whose passion's not returned
    To bathe me in its light. I'm filled with tears.
    'Tis true, I weep as daylight tolls its knell,
    the fire of love which once within me burned
    Is quickly smothered by my dread and fears."


    Five ~

    Posted on Tuesday, 21 September 1999, at 5 : 17 a.m.

    Words of Wisdom from Mrs. Bennet

    "You silly girls, to weep and moan in vain,
    be like my Lydia, full of youth and fire.
    If you become old maids, I'll go insane
    for marrying you off is my desire.

    A regimental man is what you need
    all spit and polish with his sword in hand.
    Or else a man with property and deed,
    ten thousand pounds would be so very grand.

    I'll never understand you, Lizzy dear,
    now my sweet Jane, she stands a better chance
    for capturing that Bingley heart. 'Tis clear
    she far outshines you at the local dance.

    Oh, my poor nerves, yes, my poor nerves, 'tis true,
    the grave will claim me, err a man claims you!"


    Six ~

    Posted on Friday, 24 September 1999, at 3 : 12 p.m.

    From Mr. Bennet - I'm not a poetic man

    I'm not a poetic man by nature, more
    a lover of books. My choice is to peruse
    my library and select an old friend.

    What rapture, to shut out the confusion
    of the world, to insulate myself against
    the chatter of silly girls, and the incessant
    banter of my wife,
    whom I once loved,
    though it was long ago, so long ago.

    Ah, old friend, what say you to me,
    upon the printed page?
    A tonic for my soul.


    Seven ~

    Posted on Monday, 27 September 1999, at 11 : 19 a.m.

    Insufferable Man

    How dare you, sir, lay claim to interfere
    between my sweetest sister and her love!
    She is the gentlest angel, a white dove
    compared to your black heart. I'd venture here

    to tell you what I think, that you besmear
    a lady of such kindness and above
    all else, sir, were I male, you'd take my glove
    across your cheek, were I a musketeer!

    It grieves me when I see my sister cry,
    and oh, it irks me when I see your face
    the smugness of your tone which does belie
    the blackness of your soul, which is so base.

    But oh, I am a lady, more's the pain,
    'tis clear to me, I'll not see you again!


    Eight ~

    Posted on Thursday, 30 September 1999, at 5 : 33 p.m.

    - Mistress Mary

    Mistress Mary, quite contrary,
    her nose within a book.
    Come between her and the page,
    you'll surely get a look.

    One wonders if Miss Mary B,
    she who never smiles,
    will win the heart of any man
    plying female wiles.

    Mistress Mary, plays her airy
    tunes without a care.
    Lest any question what she thinks
    Miss Mary gives a stare.

    She's not concerned with men or boys,
    she reads to fill her mind,
    and wonders why men pass her by
    when she is so refined.


    Nine ~

    Posted on Tuesday, 5 October 1999, at 3 : 07 p.m.

    Georgiana's Memories

    Georgiana smiles, oh, such a sweet sad smile,
    but there is none to see it save the rose.
    And he who saw it just a little while
    has gone to court another, well she knows.

    When you are young, you give your heart away
    soft, like a butterfly upon a flower.
    A lover's happiness will seldom stay
    and thoughts of him will pass upon the hour.

    Sweet love which claimed her heart, is now a thorn
    a stain upon her bosom, red as blood.
    It disappears as night fades into dawn
    but memory remains, a small sweet bud.

    Where once sprang hope, now loneliness takes root
    and lover's words upon the air, are mute.


    Nine ~

    Posted on Friday, 8 October 1999, at 9 : 18 p.m.

    Mr. Hurst to Mrs. Hurst

    Hrrrummph, what's that you say,
    a visitor has come our way?
    Well, my dear, please panic not
    though others call me 'drunken sot,'

    I sleep, perchance, only a little
    and though you think me non-committal,
    I snore, I start, I voice a word
    of wisdom, on occasion heard.

    The running of affairs I leave
    to you, my dear, I can perceive
    that with your sister, Caroline,
    our ship sails on in fine design.

    Just deal the cards, we'll play a game
    I drink to our most glorious name!


    Ten ~

    Posted on Sunday, 10 October 1999, at 6 : 05 p.m.

    Caroline Bingley to Jane

    Dear Jane, your sweetness and your charming way
    do us great honour in your visit here.
    Your company is welcome, please do stay
    we're glad of any news that is of cheer.

    (Alas, Louisa, she is most distressed
    to learn that brother Charles has since departed.
    'Tis certain she will not stay long as our guest
    see how she pales; indeed, is quite faint-hearted.)

    And how is dear Eliza, and your mother,
    your father, too, and all the Bennets fair?
    (Might I insist we talk about my brother
    Or would that be too much for her to bear?)

    Why must you leave so soon, my dearest Jane?
    (Louisa, dear, she has our message plain.)


    Eleven ~

    Posted on Wednesday, 13 October 1999, at 2 : 06 p.m.

    Passion and Pain

    I am out of favour, that is sure
    and know not how to win the lady fair.
    Perchance that I should love her less, not more,
    though loving less I truly could not bear.

    I walk a path and either way I turn
    she stands before me, face so filled with scorn
    that I must needs retreat. Or else I burn,
    consumed by flames. Such pain cannot be borne.

    'Tis best to offer coldness to her fire,
    ice to chill my passion and my pain.
    I sink within a quicksand full of mire,
    nor any hand extended for my gain.

    My heart will thus a frozen wasteland be
    until my dearest lady sets me free.


    Twelve~

    Posted on Saturday, 16 October 1999, at 8 : 30 a.m.

    Aunt Gardiner

    Our Aunt Gardiner is a woman
    who has her nieces' gratitude.
    Though she's fond of the three youngest
    Jane and Lizzy suit her mood.

    When Auntie Gardiner comes to visit
    What an uproar, what a fuss!
    Lydia vying for attention,
    Mary, quite oblivious.

    Sister Kitty, always pouting,
    "Because it's Lydia, you see,
    getting all Mama's attention,
    while surely nothing comes to me!"

    Auntie Gardiner comes to visit
    liking her two nieces so,
    When Mrs. Bennet starts her whining,
    Our dear Aunt just has to go.

    And so, our Lizzy is invited
    For some splendid country rides.
    While Jane's content to do her sewing,
    Lizzy to her aunt, confides


    Thirteen ~

    Posted on Sunday, 17 October 1999, at 4 : 29 p.m.

    The Sad Tale of Wickham's Fortune

    Our Darcy's off to London Town
    To search for Wickham's lair.
    His face is grim, his manner cold
    will he find him there?

    Up and down the cold damp streets
    chilled right to the bone,
    Darcy's spied by Lydia,
    Wickham gives a groan.

    Now that he's found out at last,
    retribution's due.
    Lydia is all aglow
    but our Wickham's blue.

    For now he'll have to marry her
    Oh, what an ill-timed fate!
    Darcy stands right by his side
    to set the wedding date.

    Lydia's happy as a lark
    but Wickham hardly smiles,
    for our handsome gentleman
    is trapped by his own wiles.

    Darcy's paid off all his debts
    his way is free and clear,
    to marry silly Lydia
    He should be of good cheer.

    But Wickham frowns and curses fate
    no dowry can he see,
    just years of "endless" happiness.
    Oh, what joy 'twill be

    married to sweet Lydia,
    and who can ever guess
    that Wickham in his fine red coat
    has made an awful mess!


    Fourteen ~

    Posted on Thursday, 21 October 1999, at 3 : 12 p.m.

    Mrs. Bennet, All A-Flutter

    Oh, Mr. Wickham, I am so delighted
    to meet you in your regimental fare.
    My girls are all aglow and quite excited
    just to see you smartly standing there.

    What's that you say? The ladies are so pretty?
    Indeed, to pick and choose might be great fun.
    They think you very splendid and so witty
    surely 'mongst my daughters there is one

    who will catch your eye, and turn your head?
    Perhaps our Kitty? No, you think it not?
    Maybe Mary, she is so well read?
    With whom, then, will you surely cast your lot?

    Oh dear sir, turn not your glance away
    to let another's dowry be your sway!


    Fifteen ~

    Posted on Friday, 22 October 1999, at 9 : 09 p.m.

    Lizzy, to Aunt Gardiner

    Dear Aunt, perchance I'll ride with you today,
    a very pleasant ride it well may be
    and such an air of geniality
    for surely here at Longbourn I can't stay.

    No, not a moment longer shall delay
    this lovely carriage ride, so let us three
    depart. My Uncle, dearest Aunt, so we
    can seek the harmony of nature's way.

    Let us now view the rolling hills around,
    this country air is pure and very sweet.
    Nature, in its gladness, doth surround
    and all is rhythm to my heart's own beat.

    Dear Aunt, I seek a respite from the strife
    and very latest turmoil in my life.


    Sixteen ~

    Posted on Sunday, 24 October 1999, at 12 : 37 p.m.

    The Bennet Sisters

    Sister Kitty runs away
    when Mr. Collins comes their way
    to offer solace plain and true-
    the sisters stand, but he's not through.

    He pities them and more's the pain,
    he keeps repeating it again
    while sister Mary, ever quoting
    from her wounded breast emoting-

    makes poor Lizzy roll her eyes
    as sister Jane, in soft disguise,
    sweetly smiles and leads the way
    hoping he'll make haste this day

    back to Rosings, where he will
    give sharp report on every ill
    that befalls the Bennet name,
    enjoying his small bit of fame.

    Kitty had the right idea
    to keep herself completely clear
    of Mr. Collins and his prattle,
    how he loves to tell and tattle.

    Lady Catherine, now sequestered,
    seeks the answer she's requested,
    are the Bennet girls contrite
    at their sister Lydia's plight?


    Seventeen ~

    Posted on Monday, 25 October 1999, at 4 : 30 p.m.

    Passion's Flame

    Our Darcy sees the pond and plunges in,
    his passion to be surely tempered now.
    The chilly water cools his flaming skin
    and soothes the fever burning 'pon his brow.

    Such thoughts of sweet Elizabeth are held
    in careful check; so creeps an icy chill
    with which he steels his heart and is compelled
    to think upon her less. With iron will

    he struggles to subdue all dreams of her,
    to climb the bank and shiver in the cold.
    Thus striding through the glade, such thoughts deter
    his very heartbeat, making effort bold

    to slow its beat and lo, he meets her there-
    his ravaged heart is now in disrepair!


    Eighteen ~

    Posted on Wednesday, 27 October 1999, at 7 : 15 p.m.

    Colonel Fitzwilliam, Upon Revealing Darcy's Plan

    What pleasure do I find in walking thus
    with sweet Miss Lizzy Bennet; such delight
    to see her smiling, and the slightest blush
    of color in her cheek; thereupon I might

    engage in conversation, spend this time
    along these gay-clad paths where'pon we walk.
    Her charming smile doth mirror nature's clime
    of sweetness, and the easy way we talk.

    What Darcy, in his manner, thus revealed
    about his plan for Bingley and sweet Jane
    to separate the two, which once concealed,
    I tell her as we stroll this country lane.

    Miss Lizzy Bennet's eyes no longer glow,
    except with anger as she turns to go.


    Nineteen

    Posted on Saturday, 30 October 1999, at 1 : 47 p.m.

    Chances Undone

    Lydia's so determined, bound
    to have a husband and astound
    her mother, father, sisters, too.
    Upon this quest, she will pursue

    all dashing military men,
    or any handsome specimen
    dressed in uniform of red.
    Our Lydia's goal is to be wed.

    she's off to Brighton, there to claim
    a change of venue and of name,
    and Wickham is upon the scene.
    No matter that she's just fifteen,

    a bride he'll have, a bride she'll be
    and thus, with great audacity,
    they run away to live in sin.
    What Lydia lacks is discipline!

    She gives no heed, but plays for fun
    her sisters' chances now undone.
    Her mother weeps, her father's stern
    he seeks to make the two return.

    Lydia, foolish, insincere,
    has wrecked her sisters' fortunes here,
    for who will ever lay a claim
    to girls who sport the Bennet name?


    Twenty

    Posted on Wednesday, 3 November 1999, at 2 : 15 p.m.

    Five Daughters

    The story of five daughters, ever fair,
    who grace the Bennet name, is now well-known.
    From eldest down to youngest, I'll not spare
    a wit of circumstance, dear reader. On your own

    might you determine who is most deserving
    and who the least, when my tale's finally done.
    Who always seeks to have those things self-serving,
    yet by whom the ultimate joy is won.

    Five daughters which to raise, no easy task,
    but Mrs. Bennet revels in the glory.
    Thus, in dear Lydia's wedding, does she bask
    and so delights to tell the world her story,

    whilst Mary, Kitty, Lizzy and sweet Jane
    must listen to dear Mrs. B complain!


    Twenty-one ~

    Posted on Saturday, 6 November 1999, at 11 : 52 a.m.

    Merry Tunes

    Sister Mary, sister Mary,
    play your songs for me.
    A happy tune so we can dance
    to show our gaiety.

    We don't want your dirges sad
    with movements two and three,
    but merry tunes so we can dance
    in light frivolity.

    Sister Mary, sister mine,
    don't frown so all can see
    but give us now a joyful song
    in happy harmony!


    Twenty-two

    Posted on Tuesday, 9 November 1999, at 4 : 35 p.m.

    From Anne de Bourgh to Fitzwilliam Darcy

    If I may say a word, no, let me speak,
    do I surprise you, sir, to find my tongue?
    You note that there's a colour to my cheek
    and to the winds, all caution have I flung.

    I tremble at the thought of marrying you,
    I am but faintest shadow to your shade.
    Though 'tis my mother's wish, and this be true,
    my spirit is not strong, it needs must fade

    to pale against the shining of your light,
    The strength you radiate is yours alone.
    Whene're I see you near, I think of flight,
    the thoughts of marriage, sir, are not my own.

    The wishes of my mother overpower,
    Against her stern demands, I weakly cower.


    Twenty-three

    Posted on Saturday, 13 November 1999, at 1 : 47 p.m.

    High Conceit

    Darcy, come, for certain you can claim
    a lady fair 'midst all this pulchritude.
    Miss Lizzy Bennet, lovely face and name,
    who's seated over there, and sweetly viewed.

    Surely you might choose her for a dance,
    Next to Jane, her countenance is fair,
    most pleasing to the eye. So take a chance!
    It suits you ill to suffer such an air

    of arrogance and pride.... My friend, enough!
    'Tis nothing tempts me here, and though you meant
    to move me so, you must not call my bluff
    for time this night is not my time well spent.

    Miss Bennet holds her head in high conceit,
    I need not play a game of such deceit.


    Twenty-four

    Posted on Tuesday, 16 November 1999, at 6 : 30 p.m.

    Darcy Goes To London

    That Wickham is a scoundrel, well I know,
    so in our younger years, his pattern laid.
    With Georgiana, he became a foe
    when, upon her innocence, he preyed.

    And now I see another in his spell,
    Lydia - foolish, silly and quite blind.
    She's drawn to him as to a cockerel,
    thus, must I leave all business far behind

    to search the streets of London for this man,
    above all else, to make her soon a wife.
    Let Wickham do whatever Wickham can,
    he'll not be wanton with this youthful life.

    Indeed, must I set right this sad affair
    and gather all loose ends, to make repair.


    Twenty-five

    Posted on Saturday, 20 November 1999, at 8 : 16 p.m.

    Kitty Walks in Shadow

    Mother thinks quite ill of me, I fear,
    and Father views me foolish, this I know.
    That I walk in shadow is quite clear
    my sisters, young and older, catch the glow

    of Mother's admiration; yet not I,
    she thinks I am no consequence at all.
    And I am silly in my Father's eye,
    nor can I play like Mary at a ball.

    And as for reading, how I do despise
    the printed word which leaves me flat and cold.
    I know my Father surely must surmise
    that I am hopeless. This he's often told.

    I walk in shadow, though I well may try
    to shine a little brighter in the sky.


    Twenty-six

    Posted on Friday, 26 November 1999, at 2 : 01 p.m.

    Mrs. Bennet's Main Concern

    Oh, Mr. Bennet, Mr. Bennet, please,
    must we now be murdered in our bed?
    Give me my smelling salts to quickly ease
    this awful, frightful pounding in my head.

    My Lydia, dear sweet girl, has run away
    with Wickham, off to London, more's the pity!
    And who may know what dangers, who can say
    what might befall her in that wicked city?

    For certain you must go to London Town
    and seek them out, to learn of Wickham's plan
    or else, in my own tears, I'll surely drown.
    That scoundrel, Wickham's not a gentleman!

    Oh, Mr. Bennet, what a dreadful mess!
    I must be there to choose her wedding dress.


    Twenty-seven ~

    Posted on Wednesday, 1 December 1999, at 10 : 01 p.m.

    For those of you who read my poems
    and laughed, or gave a sigh
    I thank you for your fine support
    and here's the reason why.

    Whene'er we write a storyline
    our hearts we thus expose,
    whether it be poetry
    or several lines of prose.

    We hope to leave upon the sands
    more than just our name,
    to strike a chord within each heart
    so others can proclaim,

    "You touched my soul and made me cry
    these words I will remember,
    to keep me warm when I am cold
    upon a chill December."


    Twenty-eight !

    Posted on Sunday, 5 December 1999, at 7 : 54 a.m.

    Brighton Beach

    What think you, then, of Mr. Bennet's choice
    to let his Lydia go to Brighton Beach,
    and disallow sweet Lizzy Bennet's voice
    in such decision? Though she did beseech,

    all logic failed, all reason flew apart.
    Thus Lydia, most surely, had her way
    to follow, without care, her foolish heart
    letting her rash decisions rule the day.

    Now Mrs. Bennet's taken to her bed
    and Mr. Bennet's off to London Town.
    Anxious to see her youngest daughter wed,
    Mrs. B is thinking - wedding gown!

    What will become of Lydia and her beau?
    Will he be husband, or just gigolo?


    Twenty-nine

    Posted on Wednesday, 8 December 1999, at 2 : 32 p.m.

    Sad Choice

    Oh, Lydia, silly girl, you've run away
    with Wickham, who will play you for a fool.
    How quickly will he tire of you and say
    that he was thus coerced. So ridicule

    will surely be your lot in this sad life.
    You vain, impetuous child who tried so hard
    to beat your sisters in the role of wife,
    to now be held in shabbiest regard.

    Our Lady Catherine turns her back on you,
    and Mr. Collins talks so very ill.
    One wonders if you now have come to rue
    the choices that you made with hasty will?

    Your sisters shake their heads, except for Kitty,
    who wishes she were you; well, more's the pity!


    Thirty ~

    Posted on Thursday, 9 December 1999, at 9 : 41 p.m.

    Words from Mrs. Reynolds

    There never was a kinder man, for sure,
    a sweet, good-natured child, and as he grew
    he was, indeed, most caring of the poor
    though some might say my words do seem untrue.

    And never would a single angry word
    e'er cross his lips since he has been but four.
    To think him proud is simply quite absurd,
    his tenants could not wish for any more

    than have a master such as he has been,
    the best of landlords, unlike wild young men.
    No, never has he been a libertine,
    he is most perfect of all gentlemen...

    ...and in what amiable light is he now placed?
    said Lizzy as her heart began to race.


    Thirty-one ~

    Posted on Sunday, 12 December 1999, at 9 : 07 a.m.

    An Unhappy Alternative

    Come here, child, as well I understand
    that Mr. Collins wishes you to wed.
    Perhaps upon this news you can expand
    or could it be that I have been mis-led?

    I hear that you have recently refused
    and that your dearest mother is distraught?
    By this whole matter I am quite amused,
    come now, I needs must have the full report.

    We now come to the point. 'Tis her desire
    to have you thus accept him right away.
    Or else, you'll surely raise your mother's ire
    and I will not have peace in any way.

    For if you do not marry Mr. C.
    Tears will she shed, though not a tear from me!


    Thirty-two ~

    Posted on Friday, 17 December 1999, at 4 : 53 p.m.

    Mr. Bennet, Upon Reading Uncle Gardiner's Letter

    Come, sweet Jane and Lizzy, please read on
    Come now, come, there's much more to be read
    and many thoughts that I must dwell upon,
    decisions to be made. For what's been said

    is that I must, in all due speed and haste,
    relieve our Mr. Wickham of his debt.
    Until such time, to keep our Lydia chaste,
    the day and hour of marriage will be set.

    Thus are the words your uncle writes to me
    their message clear; can there be any doubt?
    No dagger to the heart could ever be
    more pointed, no indeed, life's turned about

    questioning how, perchance, I can expect
    to pay him back and keep my self-respect?


    Thirty-three ~

    Posted on Monday, 20 December 1999, at 4 : 07 p.m.

    Five Daughters

    Lydia, Lydia, silly young thing
    flirts with the boys, having her fling.
    Loves regimentals, just like her mother
    would gladly trade Mary for a much older brother.

    Kitty, sweet Kitty, always left out,
    scolded by Mother, leaves with a pout.
    Wants to be treated just like her sisters
    and is often o'erlooked by most of the misters.

    Mary, dour Mary, never a smile
    spends most of her time reading books all the while.
    Constantly walks with her nose in the air
    but Mary, ah Mary, has nary a care.

    Jane, oh so lovely, is kind and delightful,
    she never gets angry, she never is spiteful.
    Gracious and charming, our Jane is a pleasure
    it's clear that dear Jane is a true Bennet treasure.

    Now that just leaves Lizzy, tempestuous girl,
    who thinks Mr. Darcy is really a churl.
    It takes but a short time before she discovers
    that arrogant men can soon become lovers.


    Christmas Roses and Thorns

    Posted on Thursday, 23 December 1999, at 5 : 57 p.m.

    Jingly Bells (not one of my best)

    Dashing through the snow
    to Longbourn we will go.
    Hear those sleigh bells ring
    presents will we bring.

    For Jane, some sewing thread
    and Mary, who's well read
    a book will surely be
    what suits her to a "T"

    Let's not forget our Kitty
    who's really very pretty
    She needs to smile more,
    then she'd have beaux galore!

    Give Lydia a man,
    to catch him, if she can.
    And once she's caught him, then,
    she'll "catch" some other men.

    And finally, there's Lizzy
    who keeps herself quite busy
    from all latest reports,
    having "Darcy" thoughts.

    Mr. B and Mrs,
    who've long outgrown their kisses
    when all is done and said
    have three daughters wed!

    So Christmas will be jolly
    with mistletoe and holly,
    from Darcy and the rest
    we wish you THE VERY BEST!


    Thirty-five ~

    Posted on Wednesday, 29 December 1999, at 4 : 46 p.m.

    Grief as Art

    Dearest sister Jane, who sits at home
    reflecting on her love and how she's missed
    expressions of sweet joy, nor e'er been kissed
    by the one she loves, who needs must roam.

    Her love is lost, within a catacomb,
    a twisted maze of words, surely dismissed.
    Heaped high with thoughts which are so prejudiced
    and quickly buried, as within a tome.

    She neatly sews, and while her heart is pining
    reflects once more upon her saddened state.
    While to her credit, n'er to be maligning,
    she will not say a word, accepting fate.

    Oh, sweetest Jane, to be so pure of heart!
    She takes her grief and renders it as art.


    Thirty-six ~

    Posted on Friday, 7 January 2000, at 5 : 50 p.m.

    A Woodland Walk

    I think I've stayed too long indoors, said she,
    these Rosings woods are beautiful, I hear.
    Especially at this lovely time of year
    to walk these hills will bring great joy to me.

    Within this cloistered house, I must not be
    caged like a bird, my life so grey and drear.
    It may suit Charlotte, and might give her cheer,
    but Lizzy Bennet seeks her soul set free.

    Thus to this woodland path I quickly run,
    breathing the air of freedom and of change.
    To feel upon my face the gentle sun
    and my sad thoughts so willingly exchange.

    This joyful day and its bright colors blind,
    I leave all thoughts of Darcy far behind!


    Thirty-seven ~

    Posted on Thursday, 13 January 2000, at 6 : 48 p.m.

    Unwilling Partner He talks of me as if I were not here,
    his manner supercilious and proud.
    I would not think to speak such thoughts aloud
    nor utter words so ill, my soul to sear.

    His motives, so apparent and quite clear
    to speak of rank and class, within this crowd
    thinking to make me trembling and cowed,
    'twill never happen, not in this good year!

    I shall ignore his deeds and words unkind,
    let him lose face, as very well he should.
    Were he to pursue me now, he'd find
    a partner less than willing, and he would

    know that within the very scheme of life
    he'd not have Lizzy Bennet as his wife!


    Thirty-eight ~

    Posted on Thursday, 20 January 2000, at 3 : 47 p.m.

    Fortune's Grace

    Lydia leans her head on Wickham's shoulder,
    while Wickham thinks he's growing so much older
    than when he was a regimental man
    without a single care, and just one plan

    to see himself conveniently wed
    to money. Such a way to get ahead;
    and now he's stuck with Lydia by his side
    a simpering, vacant, silly little bride.

    Oh, where's the justice in this world of ours?
    Surely there's more to marriage than just flowers?
    For now there is a lifetime full of debt,
    this wasn't all that Wickham wished to get.

    Can you feel sorrow for our Wickham here?
    He was an opportunist, that is clear.
    When Fortune spun its wheel, he fell from grace
    to wake each morn to Lydia's foolish face!


    Thirty-nine ~

    Posted on Sunday, 30 January 2000, at 4 : 49 p.m.

    Rosings Park

    The Lady Catherine holds her court in sway,
    imperious ruler, though she is sans crown.
    Sending all usurpers on their way
    she watches Mr. Collins with a frown.

    He is obsequious to a very fault.
    She brushes off his statements with a nod,
    and to his verbose adage calls a halt
    thinking, "He has the manners of a clod!"

    Our Lady Catherine rules with iron hand
    delighting in subservience as her due.
    Rosings Park becomes her feudal land
    where Mr. Collins always takes his cue.

    If Lady Catherine is the Queen in Charge,
    our Collins is Ambassador-at-Large.


    Forty ~

    Posted on Thursday, 3 February 2000, at 10 : 51 a.m.

    If only...

    Our Darcy thought about her lovely hair,
    her flashing eyes were also on his mind.
    But then he said, "I really do not care
    to paint her portrait thus, with words that bind.

    I'd rather meet within a woodland glen
    to breathe the air she breathes, and hope a smile
    she'll send my way and then... perhaps... and then
    to linger there for just a little while."

    Thusly, he dreamed and ne'er took pen. Indeed
    his words of love were hardly written down
    for when they met, he was upon his steed
    which chomped the bit and took him straight to town.

    So Lizzy Bennet never knew his heart,
    as prejudice and pride kept them apart.


    Forty-one ~

    Posted on Wednesday, 9 February 2000, at 11 : 09 a.m.

    Long Ago

    Mr. Bennet married Mrs. B.
    long ago when dreams were young and new
    but very quickly did he come to see
    that married life took on a different hue.

    He longed for sons, but daughters five he had
    lovely girls, and two were such a joy.
    The other three, while they were not so bad
    did often irritate and quite annoy.

    So in his books he'd quietly immerse
    his total being and his total soul.
    The world of books became his universe,
    the only part o'er which he had control,

    leaving the harshness of the outside life
    to Mrs. B., his sharp-tongued, shrewish wife.


    Forty-two ~

    Posted on Wednesday, 16 February 2000, at 10 : 50 a.m.

    If Charlotte had not married Mr. C...

    Mr. Collins came to court a wife,
    spotted Jane, but she was not for him.
    Lizzy did not want him in her life
    thus, Mr. Collins thought his chances slim.

    Along came Charlotte Lucas with a smile
    wishing not to be alone; indeed,
    she thought about it just a little while
    then swiftly into marriage flew, full-speed.

    Shocked was Lizzy, so much more than Jane,
    to think he'd turned so quickly to another,
    and Charlotte Lucas really was so plain.
    She dwelt upon this fact, as did her mother.

    "If he had picked, for certain, our dear Mary,
    perchance she'd be a little less contrary!"


    Forty-three ~

    Posted on Friday, 25 February 2000, at 11 : 01 a.m.

    In Pursuit of Mr. Wickham

    Off to Meryton she'd go with glee
    a regimental man was her desire,
    dressed in all her female finery,
    marriage, the goal to which she did aspire.

    With Longbourn far away, she had her fun
    dancing all the night into the day.
    Setting her sights on Wickham as the one
    to be her husband. Might they run away?

    Silly girl! She never gave a thought
    playing her game to trap her soldier man.
    Handsome Wickham, oh, so easily caught,
    to have a Bennet daughter was his plan.

    She got her soldier; he, his girlish wife.
    Now both will live a lifetime full of strife!


    Forty-three ~

    Posted on Monday, 6 March 2000, at 7 : 50 p.m.

    Happy Thoughts

    That I could retract those words unkind
    bitter words, so full of venomous hate.
    I blush for shame that I have been so late
    in thinking ill of him, thus filled my mind.

    All ties to this sad past, I needs must find
    unraveled, to reveal my newest state.
    A flood of joyous thought upon my fate
    loved by this man, ill thoughts now left behind.

    That I deserve such happiness and joy
    is but a question mark upon my soul.
    I cast aside all doubt from my employ
    and savour in the happiness that stole
    into my life. Nor never ask it how
    as surely love will be my bounty now.


    Fourty-Four ~

    Posted on Wednesday, 5 April 2000, at 1 : 57 p.m.

    How Does My Garden Grow?

    All the vanity that I have shown
    add to that my folly, which I rue.
    Unkind words that very swiftly flew
    to hover in the air, I can't condone.

    Those were my thoughts which I, most surely, own
    and must admit were spoken. Well I knew
    those hurtful words, when planted, quickly grew
    to blossom into weeds, like seedlings thrown.

    Thus now, as one who tends her garden rows
    I needs must cultivate that gentle ground,
    to work the soil and pluck away each weed.
    So like a gardener very wise, who knows
    what must be left to flourish, and where found,
    most carefully, I nourish every seed.


    Forty-five ~

    Posted on Friday, 21 April 2000, at 9 : 56 a.m.

    Mr. Collins' Rejection

    Mr. Collins, sad to be rejected
    by our Lizzy, turns instead to one
    who never thought she'd marry; quite dejected,
    she seizes now the moment to be won.

    Dear Charlotte Lucas, ever calm, serene,
    becomes our Mr. Collins' steadfast wife.
    Gracious to a fault, she's always been
    loyal and true throughout her gentle life.

    Miss Lizzy Bennet wonders how she can
    be married to a person such as he?
    The Lady Catherine's sycophantic man
    a puppet on a string he'll always be.

    "Why, Jane, he is a man so over-bearing,
    I cannot think of anybody caring!"


    Forty-six ~

    Posted on Sunday, 30 April 2000, at 2 : 01 p.m.

    Hidden Depths

    What arrogance! Beyond belief, I find
    his very presence stiffens up my back
    and yet... there is a softness that I track,
    a path to hidden depths quite undefined.

    This man has moments when he's surely kind.
    His servants speak of goodness, and they lack
    the appetite that usually feeds a pack
    of hungry wolves as through the woods they wind.

    So must I now review my thoughts of him
    and of his character, take weight and measure
    lest I might overlook a hidden part.
    Perchance, like author using pseudonym,
    he carefully scribes the words which bring him pleasure,
    only to keep them deep within his heart.


    Song

    Posted on Tuesday, 16 May 2000, at 11 : 03 a.m.

    Early one morning, just as the sun was shining
    I heard our Lizzy calling in the valley below.
    "Oh, don't deceive me, Darcy, would you leave me?
    Your words have cut me deeply, as you surely must know."

    Later in the afternoon, the sun was shining overhead,
    our Lizzy walked the golden meadow, pacing to and fro.
    "Oh, Darcy, you again, hurting my sister Jane,
    who truly, dearly loved her Charles Bingley so!"

    Now in the evening, in setting sun of pink and gold,
    our Lizzy mopped her blushing brow and whispered soft and low,
    "Now all has been revealed, your love no more concealed,
    more deeply do I feel for you than you could ever know!"


    Forty-seven ~

    Posted on Tuesday, 23 May 2000, at 11 : 04 a.m.

    Love's Chrysalis

    You stand before me, words upon your tongue
    which speak one thing, and yet reveal your heart.
    Claiming to love me. Still we are apart,
    two adversaries in a camp. Among

    the poets of a long-lost time, who've sung
    their song of lovers' destinies to chart.
    I feel my heartbeat and my pulses start,
    yet angry words from both of us are flung.

    Thus, I regret my spoken words, which may
    have cut more deeply than I wished to do.
    I see you bleeding, but do turn away
    in fear my actions you might misconstrue.

    For should I rush to staunch your bloody wound
    my love might spread its wings, where once cocooned.


    Forty-eight ~

    Posted on Friday, 2 June 2000, at 10 : 57 a.m.

    Poor Anne

    Truly, what mild-mannered child is she
    subservient to her mother's every whim?
    Is it possible that she has thoughts of him
    that she will not reveal? At mother's knee

    she lingers long, her obvious destiny.
    Her will, thus overpowered, grows ever dim
    her smile turns down, her mannerisms prim,
    like caged bird, she never will be free.

    I should feel sorry and, indeed, I do,
    poor wing-clipped sparrow fluttering in your cage
    yearning, perchance, to soar on freedom's wing.
    And yet with door flung open, it is true,
    you merely fold your wings and chirp your rage,
    content to sit within the bars and sing.


    Forty-nine ~

    Posted on Thursday, 8 June 2000, at 11 : 06 a.m.

    Mr. Collins, sycophantic fool
    plays with words, as empty as the air.
    Words "sans" meaning, like an empty spool
    which once held coloured thread, beside a chair.

    Lady Catherine keeps him close at side
    tethered, so he does not wander far.
    He fawns upon her, fueling pompous pride
    and, like dull moon, circles her aging star.

    How many such as he within our sphere
    echo hollow words and hollow phrases?
    If we refuse to pay, they "volunteer"
    and wonder why we never sing their praises.

    The world is overwhelmed with just such men,
    obsequious and shallow specimen!


    Fifty ~

    Posted on Wednesday, 14 June 2000, at 10 : 59 a.m.

    Lovely Girls
    (Mrs. Bennet's Lament)

    If luck would have its way, then they'd be wed,
    daughters five, all gloriously crowned
    with marriage wreaths, and happily abed
    to bring forth many heirs from fertile ground.

    But fate doth work its ways of mystery
    to leave us clueless, and as dull as earth,
    which beaten down by lackless history
    reveals no seedlings, and a harvest dearth.

    No one might understand the pain I feel
    such pretty girls all wanting for a ring,
    a reverend to speak, some bells to peal,
    for these delights, I'd give most anything!

    The purpose solely in my life is this,
    to see my lovely girls in wedded bliss.


    Fifty-one ~

    Posted on Tuesday, 27 June 2000, at 5 : 15 p.m.

    Poor Charlotte

    Charlotte smiles, a sadness in her eyes
    for she is Collins' wife, as she desired.
    Life, for her, holds nary a small surprise
    indeed, it's drab and oft times, uninspired.

    But hers by choice; the choosing freely made,
    rather to be wed than live alone.
    She dwells serene within this masquerade
    to rule in peace, a queen upon her throne.

    Her husband moves his way in smug content
    oblivious to those who mock and scorn,
    whilst Charlotte, truly quite benevolent,
    is steadfast in the vows that she has sworn.

    Leaving us to wonder what she dreams,
    what she still may think and what she schemes.


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