Re: JaOctGoHoNo 2023?

1. Post a one shot
2. Written by you some time between now and when you post the prompt
3. Based on the works of Jane Austen
4. On 31-October (whatever timezone you're in)
5. That somehow satisfies the prompt (when the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers).

It's pretty flexy. Be scary, be funny, be romantic, be you. We will love whatever you post.