Can someone who posted a story or comment in the last 12 months please volunteer a prompt for this year's JaOctGoHoNo? Your deadline is early 1-Oct.

For new folks, JaOctGoHoNo is Jane Austen October Gothic Horror Nonsense (or something like that). It's pretty flexy. Be scary, be funny, be romantic, be you. The writing challenge is to produce:
1. A one shot
2. Based on the works of Jane Austen
3. Written by you some time in October
4. Posted on 31-October (whatever time zone you're in)
5. That somehow satisfies the prompt (TBD).