Re: JaOctGoHoNo 2025, prompt!

After review and discussion, I've decided to go with

Artificial Intelligence

To recap the rules:
1. A one shot
2. Based on the works of Jane Austen
3. Written by you some time in October
4. Posted on 31-October (whatever time zone you're in)
5. That somehow satisfies the prompt (artificial intelligence).

Hopefully people participate. Challenge yourself. Challenge others.