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Pride In The Rain Written by Rachel C. The characters from Pride and Prejudice find themselves in the film business at the critical moment when sound is first being introduced. After an early disaster, perhaps a musical solution is in order. ~P&P~ Last update 02/05/2001

Pride, Prejudice, And The FBI, Episode II Written by Melissa. Shortly after getting a second chance with Elizabeth, Darcy loses her to fate and gives up hope. Perhaps, hope can be rekindled. ~P&P~ Last update 02/05/2001

The Dance Written by Kimmie. Elizabeth Bennet is stuck sitting next to the class clown, William Darcy, in her senior year physics class. ~P&P~ Last update 02/05/2001

The Hunt Written by Naomi. Elizabeth Bennet sets out to sabatage a pheasant hunt in Derbyshire to save the birds from the arrogant old-money types that like to destroy helpless creatures for sport. ~P&P~ Last update 02/05/2001

Austen's Magnificent Seven Written by Leah. In the wild west, men both ornery and honorable contend for control of a town. Based on the movie "The Magnificent Seven", which was in turn based on "The Seven Samurai". ~Misc~ Last update 02/02/2001

Pride, Prejudice, and The Oregon Territory Written by Daisy. Men are scarce in the Old West, so when a young man decides to take up residence in Meryton and become the town's mayor, he creates quite a stir. ~P&P~ Last update 02/02/2001

Pride and Prejudice; On Tandems! Written by Anna J.K. The Bennets own a shop for outfiting gentlemen, where Mr. Bingley and Mr. Darcy pop in on their bikes to shop. ~P&P~ Last update 01/28/2001

The Courtship of Miles Collins Written by Teanna. Will Darcy works a secretary to Rev. Collins. Both take an early interest in Elizabeth Bennet. Based on Longfellow's "The Courtship of Miles Standish". ~P&P~ Last update 01/28/2001

Arrival At Pemberley. By Way Of Hogwarts Express Written by Marsha. Elizabeth Bennet does not believe in magic, but is mesmerized by the Potter books. When her father returns after a long absence, she is forced to readjust her opinions. And in this story, Darcy has a great deal of adjustments to make too. ~P&P~ Last update 01/24/2001

Open Your Eyes Written by Delwyn. Darcy's traffic accidents get him ordered out of the city for a month. His cousin sends him to a photographer friend, Elizabeth, who tours the country in an RV. ~P&P~ Last update 01/22/2001

Darcy In Distress Written by Ashka. Zorro protects the damsels in Britain, hiding his true identity as the wealthy and very proper Mr. Darcy. ~P&P~ Last update 01/20/2001

Drama In The Dutch Department Written by Lise. Learning Dutch from a tall, dark, and handsome man should be fun, unless of course the man is Dr. Fitzwilliam Darcy. ~P&P~ Last update 01/20/2001

I Faint, Therefore I Am! Written by Tabbi W. Elizabeth is diagnosed with a dread disease Cardiovascular Solitudious Syndrome, and if she doesn't fall in love within six months, she could die. Of course, Dr. Darcy might be able to help. ~P&P~ Last update 01/20/2001

Pointy Things Too! The Epee Strikes Back! Written by Crysty. Jeremy Northam joins the cast of Northanger Abbey for a little swordwork. ~NA~ ~Misc~ Last update 01/20/2001

The American President Written by Jen F. When President Darcy comes across an interesting woman in the course of his committee meetings, he is smitten. Based on the movie "The American President". ~P&P~ Last update 01/20/2001

A Day at the Races Written by John. A Formula One race sees Bennets and Darcys competing, along with Bingleys, Wickhams and a Collins. ~P&P~ Last update 01/16/2001

A Rose By Any Other Thorn Written by Teg. Continuing with the characters from "Reflections". Mr. Darcy returns to Pemberley after a hard day at work to find a surprise waiting for him in the rose garden. ~P&P~ Last update 01/14/2001

Pride, Prejudice, And The FBI Written by Melissa. Shortly after getting a second chance with Elizabeth, Darcy loses her to fate and gives up hope. Perhaps, hope can be rekindled. ~P&P~ Last update 01/14/2001

Some Kind of Wonderful Written by Sania. After her parents are killed, Elizabeth Bennet moves in with her parents' best friends: the Darcys. With her chemotherapy drawing to a successful conclusion, Elizabeth tries to get on with her life. ~P&P~ Last update 01/14/2001

Pride and Prejudice Story Written by Bronwen. The Spanish-American war tears the lives of the Bennets and the Darcys apart, and brings some back together. ~P&P~ Last update 01/12/2001

The Doc and Mr. Darcy Written by Judy-Lynne and Karen Marie. Darcy's hotitudinocity is extolled in a Seuss-inspired poem. ~P&P~ Last update 01/10/2001

The Highwayman Written by Coleen V. & Tabbi W. Once Darcy has made his fortune he intends to take Elizabeth to Gretna Green, but his profession will force both to a different fate. ~P&P~ Last update 01/10/2001

An Evening with Jerry Springer Written by Naomi. Punches fly when Will Darcy goes on the Jerry Springer Show to try to reconcile with Elizabeth. He apologises for breaking up Charles and Jane and tells Elizabeth about Wickham's behavior. ~P&P~ Last update 01/03/2001

Will Darcy and The Twelve Days of Christmas Written by Teanna. Will Darcy has 12 days to win the love of his cousin's date, Elizabeth Bennet. This Story is a prequel to "It's Friday the Thirteenth, Charles Bingley!" ~P&P~ Last update 01/03/2001

A Christmas Fiasco Written by Coleen V. & Tabbi W. Belle and Leigh (Ashton) can't imagine Christmas without a tree to decorate, and so they go out on their own to get one for Pemberley. ~P&P~ Last update 12/26/2000

The Gift of the Magi Written by Jimmy. A Christmas tribute to the DWG. A Dwiggie author struggles with her story, writing, rewriting, cutting and adding, until it is just right. ~Misc~ Last update 12/23/2000

Warriors Written by Lauren M. Richard Fitzwilliam, William Darcy, Edward Ferrars, George Knightley, Fred Wentworth and Charles Bingley are all sent to Bosnia as part of the British peacekeeping contingent. Based on the British TV show "Warriors". ~Misc~ Last update 12/22/2000

Pea Diddly Do Written by Tabbi W. At night Anne Elliot and her friends try to find love in the dance clubs and karaoke bars. During the day, she works for an internet company. ~Per~ Last update 12/18/2000

A Winter Wonderland Written by Karen Ann. As Christmas approaches William Darcy gets set up on a blind date and Elizabeth Bennet wonders what it will be like to go back home for the holiday. ~P&P~ Last update 12/10/2000

Flight of Fancy Written by Sharni. William Darcy believes that the airlines intentionally seat him next to annoying people, until he is seated next to a lovely young lady. ~P&P~ Last update 12/10/2000

Netherfield High Written by Asia and Kiki. With four months to go in her senior year of high school, Elizabeth Bennet's world is shaken by the arrival in class of William Darcy. ~P&P~ Last update 12/02/2000

In a New York Minute Written by Dawn. In crowded New York City, William Darcy has grown rich and bitter, and Elizabeth Bennet has run out of luck--until she sees a man on the other side of the subway tracks. ~P&P~ Last update 11/30/2000

The Last Man I Could Ever See Myself With Written by Asia. It isn't long after Darcy's disastrous proposal before both he and Elizabeth realise the mistake they have made. It might take quite a while, though, to rectify the situation. ~P&P~ Last update 11/30/2000

D'urbervilles Written by Alexa D. A poor peddler learns he and his family are the last decendents of a noble family. This is a cross be Pride and Prejudice and Tess D'urbervilles by Hardy. ~P&P~ Last update 11/14/2000

DWG Hospital Written by Teanna. Things run amok at DWG Hospital. Darcy throws out his back and almost gets his leg amputated by his cousin Anne, and Elizabeth wants a nose job. ~P&P~ Last update 11/14/2000

Shooting Stars Written by Leareth. The characters from Pride and Prejudice in the universe of Star Wars during the trilogy. ~P&P~ Last update 11/14/2000

Letting Go Written by Teg. Shortly after his wife's death, Darcy leaves to join her. This story is part of the "Reflections" series. ~P&P~ Last update 11/06/2000

Tale As Old As Time Written by Jenny. Fitzwilliam Darcy refuses shelter to a haggard old woman, and in return, she turns him into an ugly beast. He can only return to his human form if he learns to love and is loved by another. ~P&P~ Last update 11/06/2000

Untitled Written by Alexa D. New York City is the back drop to Pride and Prejudice. A reporter meets a handsome, arrogant man, a model meets an actor, and a kid sister gets pregnant. ~P&P~ Last update 11/02/2000

It's Friday the Thirteenth, Charles Bingley! Written by Teanna. Charles Bingley wakes up ready to have the best day of his life, but, as it is Friday the Thirteenth, everything goes wrong right from the start. ~P&P~ Last update 10/15/2000

One Twisted Night Written by Colleen V. and Tabbi W. Friday the Thirteenth produces much wierdness in the lives of the authors, including visits from Mr. Yates, Winnie the Pooh, and calls from telemarketers asking who their fave Austen hero is. ~Misc~ Last update 10/15/2000

An Olympic Affair Written by Lauren M. The Austen men are feeling regected and neglected, when their wives prefer the company of the hunks of the Olympic swimming competition. ~Misc~ Last update 10/02/2000

Jane Austen's Guide to Practical Romance Written by Malini. A young lady heads to university in Glasgow, in part to get a better feel for her favorite author, Jane Austen. Of course, Jane Austen was English and not Scottish, but at least both nations live on the same island. ~Misc~ Last update 10/02/2000

Sense and Sensibility! With Pointy Things! Written by Crysty. In the fencing room at a prestigious university the characters of Sense and Sensibility fight with sabres, epees, foils, tooths and nails.. ~S&S~ Last update 10/02/2000

Temperance's Progress Written by Jimmy. A poem on Austen fan fiction, keeping Austen's stories alive, and the virtues of temperance. ~Misc~ Last update 10/02/2000

Gretna Green Written by Teanna. Growing up in Gretna Green made Elizabeth quite a romantic. When a man walks into her inn looking like something out of a romance novel, sparks fly, but the path to true love certainly doesn't run smooth. ~P&P~ Last update 09/28/2000

An Accomplished Lady Written by Allison Rose. Elizabeth Bennet is the star of her college lacrosse team, but Darcy doesn't care much for "sweaty, dirty women cursing, running, and beating each other up." Perhaps her fine eyes can persuade him otherwise. ~P&P~ Last update 09/26/2000

Caroline Written by Lara Aine. Elizabeth meets and marries a charming man, whose first wife seems to haunt the house. A story based on "Rebecca" by Daphne DuMaurier. ~P&P~ Last update 09/26/2000

Deathmatch: Mrs. Elton v. Edward Ferrars Written by Bonny. When Mrs. Elton insults Elinor Ferrars' clothes at a gathering of clergy and their wives, Edward swings into action to defend his wife. ~S&S~ ~Em~ Last update 09/24/2000

Pride, Prejudice, and Formula One Written by Realt. Pride and Prejudice set in the world of fast tracks and race cars. ~P&P~ Last update 09/24/2000

Bizarro Written by Sabine. At 3:00 in the morning, Netherfield is besieged with Miss Bennets, as several of the young ladies from Longbourn run to Netherfield. ~P&P~ Last update 09/18/2000

A Good Education Will Get You Anywhere Written by Teanna. New teaching methods and a radicalized student body--half of them named 'Moonbeam'--make life interesting at Pemberley College in 1972. ~P&P~ Last update 09/13/2000

Adieu Written by Teg. Will Darcy has little time to say good-bye to his wife. This story is part of the "Reflections" series. ~P&P~ Last update 09/13/2000

Mr. Hat and the Hat Thief of P and P Written by Erin and Shemmelle. A hat's-eye view of Pride and Prejudice. Mr. Darcy acquires a mighty fine hat, which is the envy of all. ~P&P~ Last update 09/13/2000

Courting the Enemy Written by Jess Rig. During her Hunsford refusal, Elizabeth states a wish: that Darcy and she could switch places so that he could see how arrogant he had been. The next day, the unexpected happens. ~P&P~ Last update 09/05/2000

Lords And Redheads Written by Teanna. The fiery Lady Elizabeth Bennet and the stubborn politician Darcy clash, and literally come to blows, whenever they meet, leaving all those around them in little doubt of their mutual love. ~P&P~ Last update 09/04/2000

Mail Order Bride Written by Lea G. With the death of their father, the Bennet women must find their own way. Not wishing to depend on their Uncle Gardiner, both Jane and Elizabeth set out into the untamed American West in search of a new life. ~P&P~ Last update 09/03/2000

The Four Sided Triangle Written by Zack. Elizabeth Bennet gets rescued after facing a renegade mage (wizard), only to learn that she may bear the powers of a great sorceress. ~P&P~ Last update 08/29/2000

Uh Oh, Spaghettios! Written by Coleen V. Darcy and Elizabeth must deal with the arrival of mountains, the violence of trees, and the whims of the authoress before declaring their love. ~P&P~ Last update 08/29/2000

Good-Bye George Written by Kimmie. Something simply must be done about the nasty George Wickham, so Eliza May and Janey Sue take matters into their own hands. Based on the Dixie Chicks' song "Good-bye Earl". ~P&P~ Last update 08/27/2000

Pride and Prejudice by Billy Wilder Written by Laurel Ann. Various plots from Wilder films, including "Sunset Boulevard" and "Some Like it Hot", cross paths with the characters from Pride and Prejudice. ~P&P~ Last update 08/21/2000

Getting With "The Program" Written by Sharni. Both Darcy and Elizabeth are volunteers for an outreach program to poor children. After being in a car for hours driving back from the camp, will they be friend or foe? ~P&P~ Last update 08/19/2000

The Toilet Bowl Or Pride And Prejudice...In The Toilet Written by TabbiW. & Meghan. A giant...you guessed it...toilet bowl appears mysteriously in the grounds of Rosings, and everyone from Darcy to Fitzwilliam to Lady Cat, to various Studmuffin chasers manage to fall into it. ~P&P~ Last update 08/15/2000

So Far From Home Written by Anne A. Ashley Norton dreams of romance, but is too shy to get noticed. Then one day a car accident hurtles her into the world of Elizabeth Bennet and Pride and Prejudice. ~P&P~ Last update 08/14/2000

Friends & Lovers Written by Tanisha. On her deathbed, Anne Darcy asks her husband to name their new born daughter Elizabeth, leaving Darcy to wonder why she had chosen to name the baby after her. ~P&P~ Last update 08/13/2000

Just Kiss Me Written by Annie. The story of "Kiss and Cry" picks up three years later. Now Elizabeth and Darcy are partners on the ice, two-time world champions, and about to be married. ~P&P~ Last update 08/13/2000

Longbourn Academy Written by Mosylu. Moving into her dorm room at the Longbourn Academy of Fine and Performing Arts, our Elizabeth Bennet-based heroine meets her roommates, as well as the snotty rich kid; he, like Liz is a pianist. ~P&P~ Last update 08/13/2000

The Perfect Match Written by Deirdre B and Meghan B. Elizabeth Bennet is very surprised to learn that she is pregnant, then loses her job the same day. ~P&P~ Last update 08/09/2000

All The Jeremys Written by Bridget Elinor. Sania gets visited by various Jeremy's, all complaining about been forced to be too angst-ful in her stories. ~Misc~ Last update 08/07/2000

Country Persuasion Written by Cristi. After Anne Elliot breaks up with him, Frederick Wentworth hits it big in country music. Eventually, they meet again when his sister and her husband rent Kellynch Farm. ~Per~ Last update 08/07/2000

I Felt It Was Glory Written by Sania. Darcy's loses his first wife and is left with a young daughter. Then his wife's good friend Elizabeth Bennet returns to his life after she flees her abusive husband. ~P&P~ Last update 08/03/2000

Millions, Miles, Rope, and Kiwi Enigmas Written by Kimmie. When Elizabeth loses her job with Catherine DeBourgh, her desperation leads her to kidnap DeBourgh's nephew, Darcy. ~P&P~ Last update 08/03/2000

Deathmatch: Mr. Darcy vs. Mr. Knightley Written by Multiple Authors. Tortillas fly again, as the "Darcy Darlings" and the "Knightley Knaves" watch their heroes battle in a deathmatch. ~P&P~ ~Em~ Last update 07/31/2000

An Ode To The DWG Written by Leah. A poem to the wonders of Austen fan fiction. ~Misc~ Last update 07/29/2000

Untitled Written by Deirdre B. and Meghan B. After meeting a mysterious man at a wild bash in Florida, and after the computer company she works for is sold, Lizzy Bennet finds herself transferred from Massachusetts to a job in Ireland. ~P&P~ Last update 07/29/2000

A Fairy Tale Written by Liz M. Wizards, Knights, Princesses, Kings, Beasts and Beauties inhabit this story with the characters from Pride and Prejudice. ~P&P~ Last update 07/26/2000

Pride and Prejudice! In A Bathroom! Written by Crysty. College students learn to live together and might just fall in love along the way. ~P&P~ Last update 07/26/2000

A Dwiggie vs. Dwiggie Deathmatch Written by Kathy B. & Tabbi W. Bombs, bears, and flying tortillas create havoc in the deathmatch between Kathy and Tabbi. ~Misc~ Last update 07/24/2000

Calm Waters Not For Me Written by Bridget Elinor. Frederick Wentworth meets the love of his life while studying at Oxford, then goes and loses her again. ~Per~ Last update 07/24/2000

Pride And Prejudice By The Brothers Grimm Written by Deb. On her way to be married, Princess Elizabeth loses the magical charm her father gave her and is tricked by Miss Bingley, and Caroline takes her place. ~P&P~ Last update 07/24/2000

Pride, Prejudice, and Tradition Written by Melissa. Elizabeth Bennet refuses to follow the tradition at her high school: that the head cheer-leader date the star quarterback, in this case William Darcy. ~P&P~ Last update 07/24/2000

A Chip Off the Old Block (or, Clueless in Derbyshire!) Written by Judy-Lynne. Colonel Fitzwilliam's son has the unfortunate fate to inherit his father's most difficult malady. His mother and father desperately hope that he will one day outgrow it. ~P&P~ Last update 07/20/2000

It Happened One Night Written by Melissa D. Based on the movie "It Happened One Night". Ellie Bennet is a spoiled, rich young woman, who ran off and married Wickham, only to be dragged home by her father who tries to annul the marriage. Refusing to give in to her father, Ellie runs away. ~P&P~ Last update 07/20/2000

Live And Learn Written by Caroline. Based on Alcott's "Little Women". The Bennet girls grow to adulthood under the watchful eyes of their mother. ~P&P~ Last update 07/20/2000

The Road Well Chosen Written by Jimmy. On the anniversary of the death of Jane Austen, reflections on the gifts she gave us all. ~Misc~ Last update 07/20/2000

Deathmatch: Gang Up On Caroline (Bingley)! Written by Multiple Authors. Caroline Bingley's ten-year high school reunion turns nasty in this deathmatch, where old enemies seek revenge for all the times she tried to steal their boyfriends. ~P&P~ Last update 07/18/2000

Pride in Hillerstorp Written by Sara E. Fifteen year old Elizabeth Bennet lives on a farm in Sweden, when a nearby house is let to someone from England. As a result she has new classmates in school. ~P&P~ Last update 07/18/2000

This 'n That Written by Teg. Odds and ends from the lives of the people of Pride and Prejudice after Jane and Elizabeth's marriages. ~P&P~ Last update 07/18/2000

The King and I Written by Sania. A story based on "Persuasion". Felipe is trying to spend a quiet summer in London without being mobbed by the press, but when he meets a young lady, he decides to risk getting to know her better. ~Per~ Last update 07/15/2000

Pride and Prejudice--In The Body! Written by Kathy. One little typo in the chat room leads to the strangest characters popping up! ~P&P~ Last update 07/13/2000

The Perfect Match Written by Deirdre. Elizabeth Bennet is very surprised to learn that she is pregnant, then loses her job the same day. ~P&P~ Last update 07/12/2000

My Favorite Mistake Written by Tanisha. A woman is hired to destroy William Darcy and goes about her assignment without thinking about the repercussions. ~P&P~ Last update 07/09/2000

The Netherfield Zone Written by Bill. While staying at Netherfield during Jane's illness, Elizabeth can't sleep and goes wandering. She soon finds herself crossing the threshold to another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. ~P&P~ Last update 07/09/2000

A Harem of Heroes Written by Tabbi W. Stop all this debating about who is the best Austen hero. With this story you can have them all. ~Misc~ Last update 07/06/2000

Chasing Fitzwilliam Written by Tabbi W. The Dwiggie ladies are once again on the hunt for Colonel Fitzwilliam, this time, they have chased him all the way to Oz and beyond. ~P&P~ Last update 07/06/2000

Keeper of the Stars Written by Kimmie. Elizabeth Gardiner and William Darcy grew up together, through grade school and piano lessons, but their lives take them in different directions, and unite them again from time to time. ~P&P~ Last update 07/06/2000

Never Been Kissed Written by Delwyn. A plain and shy Elizabeth Bennet meets the rich and reserved Darcy. He shows interest because she is not like other women. ~P&P~ Last update 07/06/2000

What's Up with Lady C? Written by Meghan and Tabbi W. Another Cabbage Chronicle. Lizzy spikes Lady C and Mr. Collins' cabbage at dinner, but unexpected transformations occur. ~P&P~ Last update 07/06/2000

Happy Birthday Love Suffers Long And Is Kind Written by Susan K and Laura Louise. On the first anniversary of the beginning of the story "Love Suffers Long And Is Kind", the characters meet to celebrate and to speculate on what the two authors have in store for them. ~Per~ Last update 07/05/2000

Return of the Heart Written by Sania. Elizabeth becomes reacquainted with the boy she met at camp. Darcy has grown into quite a ladies' man in the interim. ~P&P~ Last update 06/26/2000

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