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The Fantasia Gallery contains stories that stray from the historical period in which Jane Austen's characters lived or contain irreverent or silly elements.
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Pride and Prejudice Story Written by Bronwen.
The Spanish-American war tears the lives of the Bennets and the Darcys apart, and brings some back together. ~P&P~ Last update 01/12/2001
The Doc and Mr. Darcy Written by Judy-Lynne and Karen Marie.
Darcy's hotitudinocity is extolled in a Seuss-inspired poem. ~P&P~ Last update 01/10/2001
The Highwayman Written by Coleen V. & Tabbi W.
Once Darcy has made his fortune he intends to take Elizabeth to Gretna Green, but his profession will force both to a different fate. ~P&P~ Last update 01/10/2001
An Evening with Jerry Springer Written by Naomi.
Punches fly when Will Darcy goes on the Jerry Springer Show to try to reconcile with Elizabeth. He apologises for breaking up Charles and Jane and tells Elizabeth about Wickham's behavior. ~P&P~ Last update 01/03/2001
Will Darcy and The Twelve Days of Christmas Written by Teanna.
Will Darcy has 12 days to win the love of his cousin's date, Elizabeth Bennet. This Story is a prequel to "It's Friday the Thirteenth, Charles Bingley!" ~P&P~ Last update 01/03/2001
A Christmas Fiasco Written by Coleen V. & Tabbi W.
Belle and Leigh (Ashton) can't imagine Christmas without a tree to decorate, and so they go out on their own to get one for Pemberley. ~P&P~ Last update 12/26/2000
The Gift of the Magi Written by Jimmy.
A Christmas tribute to the DWG. A Dwiggie author struggles with her story, writing, rewriting, cutting and adding, until it is just right. ~Misc~ Last update 12/23/2000
Flight of Fancy Written by Sharni.
William Darcy believes that the airlines intentionally seat him next to annoying people, until he is seated next to a lovely young lady. ~P&P~ Last update 12/10/2000
The Last Man I Could Ever See Myself With Written by Asia.
It isn't long after Darcy's disastrous proposal before both he and Elizabeth realise the mistake they have made. It might take quite a while, though, to rectify the situation. ~P&P~ Last update 11/30/2000
DWG Hospital Written by Teanna.
Things run amok at DWG Hospital. Darcy throws out his back and almost gets his leg amputated by his cousin Anne, and Elizabeth wants a nose job. ~P&P~ Last update 11/14/2000
Letting Go Written by Teg.
Shortly after his wife's death, Darcy leaves to join her. This story is part of the "Reflections" series. ~P&P~ Last update 11/06/2000
Untitled Written by Alexa D.
New York City is the back drop to Pride and Prejudice. A reporter meets a handsome, arrogant man, a model meets an actor, and a kid sister gets pregnant. ~P&P~ Last update 11/02/2000
It's Friday the Thirteenth, Charles Bingley! Written by Teanna.
Charles Bingley wakes up ready to have the best day of his life, but, as it is Friday the Thirteenth, everything goes wrong right from the start. ~P&P~ Last update 10/15/2000
One Twisted Night Written by Colleen V. and Tabbi W.
Friday the Thirteenth produces much wierdness in the lives of the authors, including visits from Mr. Yates, Winnie the Pooh, and calls from telemarketers asking who their fave Austen hero is. ~Misc~ Last update 10/15/2000
Sense and Sensibility! With Pointy Things! Written by Crysty.
In the fencing room at a prestigious university the characters of Sense and Sensibility fight with sabres, epees, foils, tooths and nails.. ~S&S~ Last update 10/02/2000
Temperance's Progress Written by Jimmy.
A poem on Austen fan fiction, keeping Austen's stories alive, and the virtues of temperance. ~Misc~ Last update 10/02/2000
Gretna Green Written by Teanna.
Growing up in Gretna Green made Elizabeth quite a romantic. When a man walks into her inn looking like something out of a romance novel, sparks fly, but the path to true love certainly doesn't run smooth. ~P&P~ Last update 09/28/2000
Deathmatch: Mrs. Elton v. Edward Ferrars Written by Bonny.
When Mrs. Elton insults Elinor Ferrars' clothes at a gathering of clergy and their wives, Edward swings into action to defend his wife. ~S&S~ ~Em~ Last update 09/24/2000
A Good Education Will Get You Anywhere Written by Teanna.
New teaching methods and a radicalized student body--half of them named 'Moonbeam'--make life interesting at Pemberley College in 1972. ~P&P~ Last update 09/13/2000
Adieu Written by Teg.
Will Darcy has little time to say good-bye to his wife. This story is part of the "Reflections" series. ~P&P~ Last update 09/13/2000
Mr. Hat and the Hat Thief of P and P Written by Erin and Shemmelle.
A hat's-eye view of Pride and Prejudice. Mr. Darcy acquires a mighty fine hat, which is the envy of all. ~P&P~ Last update 09/13/2000
Lords And Redheads Written by Teanna.
The fiery Lady Elizabeth Bennet and the stubborn politician Darcy clash, and literally come to blows, whenever they meet, leaving all those around them in little doubt of their mutual love. ~P&P~ Last update 09/04/2000
Uh Oh, Spaghettios! Written by Coleen V.
Darcy and Elizabeth must deal with the arrival of mountains, the violence of trees, and the whims of the authoress before declaring their love. ~P&P~ Last update 08/29/2000
Good-Bye George Written by Kimmie.
Something simply must be done about the nasty George Wickham, so Eliza May and Janey Sue take matters into their own hands. Based on the Dixie Chicks' song "Good-bye Earl". ~P&P~ Last update 08/27/2000
Getting With "The Program" Written by Sharni.
Both Darcy and Elizabeth are volunteers for an outreach program to poor children. After being in a car for hours driving back from the camp, will they be friend or foe? ~P&P~ Last update 08/19/2000
The Toilet Bowl Or Pride And Prejudice...In The Toilet Written by TabbiW. & Meghan.
A giant...you guessed it...toilet bowl appears mysteriously in the grounds of Rosings, and everyone from Darcy to Fitzwilliam to Lady Cat, to various Studmuffin chasers manage to fall into it. ~P&P~ Last update 08/15/2000
So Far From Home Written by Anne A.
Ashley Norton dreams of romance, but is too shy to get noticed. Then one day a car accident hurtles her into the world of Elizabeth Bennet and Pride and Prejudice. ~P&P~ Last update 08/14/2000
Just Kiss Me Written by Annie.
The story of "Kiss and Cry" picks up three years later. Now Elizabeth and Darcy are partners on the ice, two-time world champions, and about to be married. ~P&P~ Last update 08/13/2000
Longbourn Academy Written by Mosylu.
Moving into her dorm room at the Longbourn Academy of Fine and Performing Arts, our Elizabeth Bennet-based heroine meets her roommates, as well as the snotty rich kid; he, like Liz is a pianist. ~P&P~ Last update 08/13/2000
All The Jeremys Written by Bridget Elinor.
Sania gets visited by various Jeremy's, all complaining about been forced to be too angst-ful in her stories. ~Misc~ Last update 08/07/2000
Country Persuasion Written by Cristi.
After Anne Elliot breaks up with him, Frederick Wentworth hits it big in country music. Eventually, they meet again when his sister and her husband rent Kellynch Farm. ~Per~ Last update 08/07/2000
I Felt It Was Glory Written by Sania.
Darcy's loses his first wife and is left with a young daughter. Then his wife's good friend Elizabeth Bennet returns to his life after she flees her abusive husband. ~P&P~ Last update 08/03/2000
Millions, Miles, Rope, and Kiwi Enigmas Written by Kimmie.
When Elizabeth loses her job with Catherine DeBourgh, her desperation leads her to kidnap DeBourgh's nephew, Darcy. ~P&P~ Last update 08/03/2000
An Ode To The DWG Written by Leah.
A poem to the wonders of Austen fan fiction. ~Misc~ Last update 07/29/2000
A Fairy Tale Written by Liz M.
Wizards, Knights, Princesses, Kings, Beasts and Beauties inhabit this story with the characters from Pride and Prejudice. ~P&P~ Last update 07/26/2000
Pride and Prejudice! In A Bathroom! Written by Crysty.
College students learn to live together and might just fall in love along the way. ~P&P~ Last update 07/26/2000
A Dwiggie vs. Dwiggie Deathmatch Written by Kathy B. & Tabbi W.
Bombs, bears, and flying tortillas create havoc in the deathmatch between Kathy and Tabbi. ~Misc~ Last update 07/24/2000
Pride And Prejudice By The Brothers Grimm Written by Deb.
On her way to be married, Princess Elizabeth loses the magical charm her father gave her and is tricked by Miss Bingley, and Caroline takes her place. ~P&P~ Last update 07/24/2000
Pride, Prejudice, and Tradition Written by Melissa.
Elizabeth Bennet refuses to follow the tradition at her high school: that the head cheer-leader date the star quarterback, in this case William Darcy. ~P&P~ Last update 07/24/2000
A Chip Off the Old Block (or, Clueless in Derbyshire!) Written by Judy-Lynne.
Colonel Fitzwilliam's son has the unfortunate fate to inherit his father's most difficult malady. His mother and father desperately hope that he will one day outgrow it. ~P&P~ Last update 07/20/2000
It Happened One Night Written by Melissa D.
Based on the movie "It Happened One Night". Ellie Bennet is a spoiled, rich young woman, who ran off and married Wickham, only to be dragged home by her father who tries to annul the marriage. Refusing to give in to her father, Ellie runs away. ~P&P~ Last update 07/20/2000
The Road Well Chosen Written by Jimmy.
On the anniversary of the death of Jane Austen, reflections on the gifts she gave us all. ~Misc~ Last update 07/20/2000
This 'n That Written by Teg.
Odds and ends from the lives of the people of Pride and Prejudice after Jane and Elizabeth's marriages. ~P&P~ Last update 07/18/2000
The King and I Written by Sania.
A story based on "Persuasion". Felipe is trying to spend a quiet summer in London without being mobbed by the press, but when he meets a young lady, he decides to risk getting to know her better. ~Per~ Last update 07/15/2000
Pride and Prejudice--In The Body! Written by Kathy.
One little typo in the chat room leads to the strangest characters popping up! ~P&P~ Last update 07/13/2000
My Favorite Mistake Written by Tanisha.
A woman is hired to destroy William Darcy and goes about her assignment without thinking about the repercussions. ~P&P~ Last update 07/09/2000
The Netherfield Zone Written by Bill.
While staying at Netherfield during Jane's illness, Elizabeth can't sleep and goes wandering. She soon finds herself crossing the threshold to another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. ~P&P~ Last update 07/09/2000
Chasing Fitzwilliam Written by Tabbi W.
The Dwiggie ladies are once again on the hunt for Colonel Fitzwilliam, this time, they have chased him all the way to Oz and beyond. ~P&P~ Last update 07/06/2000
Keeper of the Stars Written by Kimmie.
Elizabeth Gardiner and William Darcy grew up together, through grade school and piano lessons, but their lives take them in different directions, and unite them again from time to time. ~P&P~ Last update 07/06/2000
Never Been Kissed Written by Delwyn.
A plain and shy Elizabeth Bennet meets the rich and reserved Darcy. He shows interest because she is not like other women. ~P&P~ Last update 07/06/2000
What's Up with Lady C? Written by Meghan and Tabbi W.
Another Cabbage Chronicle. Lizzy spikes Lady C and Mr. Collins' cabbage at dinner, but unexpected transformations occur. ~P&P~ Last update 07/06/2000
Happy Birthday Love Suffers Long And Is Kind Written by Susan K and Laura Louise.
On the first anniversary of the beginning of the story "Love Suffers Long And Is Kind", the characters meet to celebrate and to speculate on what the two authors have in store for them. ~Per~ Last update 07/05/2000
Return of the Heart Written by Sania.
Elizabeth becomes reacquainted with the boy she met at camp. Darcy has grown into quite a ladies' man in the interim. ~P&P~ Last update 06/26/2000
A Friendly Little Wager Written by Crysty.
After Emma's plans to marry Frank Churchill fall through, George Knightley wagers with her that she can not go a year without getting involved with some man. ~Em~ Last update 06/24/2000
Forthcoming Engagements Written by Kelley.
The great-great grandson of Fitzwilliam and Elizabeth Darcy makes his way through the world of the 1920's. ~P&P~ Last update 06/18/2000
Penciling and Publishing Written by Crysty.
Romance novelists, publishers, history professors, and others--all familiar Austen characters, come together, and apart, at an English country house--Netherfield. ~P&P~ Last update 06/14/2000
A Sad Situation Written by Sara.
With all five of their sons killed in a war, the Bennets soon follow them. ~P&P~ Last update 06/06/2000
A Night to Forget Written by Colleen V and Tabbi W.
One of the Cabbage Chronicles. Darcy and Elizabeth experience a wild and crazy wedding night. ~P&P~ Last update 06/04/2000
Another Food Foray Written by Allmi.
One of the Cabbage Chronicles. Truly celebrating her cousin Darcy's wedding, Anne de Bourgh dreams happy dreams. ~P&P~ Last update 06/04/2000
Caroline's Dreamland Written by Tabbi W. and Colleen V.
A poetic rendition of Caroline's schemes, set to the music of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland". ~P&P~ Last update 06/04/2000
Curses Foiled Again Written by Elli.
Lovely Lady Lizzy is carried away by Snidely Wickham, and only the Dark Knight Darcy can save her. ~P&P~ Last update 06/04/2000
A Day At The Beach Written by Jen R.
An Ultimate Imagination Challenge. Lady Cat's libido's has been unleashed and she is dragging Lizzy and Darcy's daughter into her sordid quest. Who is the daughter? She is no other than...Pamela Anderson. ~P&P~ Last update 05/31/2000
The Chill Before Dawn Written by Emma EA.
A sequel to "In The Heat Of The Night". Ellie and William continue their adventures on a nature preserve in Africa. ~P&P~ Last update 05/25/2000
The Invasion of Darcy's Bedroom Written by Tabbi W.
An Ultimate Imagination Challenge. Darcy just can't seem to get a night's sleep without ladies fighting over him. ~P&P~ Last update 05/25/2000
Oh Horrors! Written by Betsy D.
An Ultimate Imagination Challenge. Fitzwilliam Darcy prepares to go on stage to give all the Dwiggies in attendance "The Look". ~P&P~ Last update 05/24/2000
Pamela, Collins, and Lady Cat, Oh My! Written by Coleen V.
An Ultimate Imagination Challenge. Various silly elements, such as Lady Catherine in a bikini, are combined in this story. ~P&P~ Last update 05/24/2000
Deathmatch: Charles Bingley vs. Edmund Bertram Written by Coleen V.
The crowd goes wild as Bingley and Bertram take the ring, though most of the crowd is wild about various Austen men sprinkled through the audience. Will Jane and Fanny have the last laugh? ~P&P~ ~MP~ Last update 05/17/2000
Clues Revealed Written by JessLee.
A murder occurs and all of the Pride and Prejudice characters are suspects as the clues unfold. ~P&P~ Last update 04/12/2000
Lady Catherine Debourgh's Most Dreadful Nightmare Written by Jeannette.
Lady Catherine imagines all sorts of nasty designs in the heart of Miss Bennet. ~P&P~ Last update 03/27/2000
Two For Tee Written by Malini.
The links of the Pemberley Golf Club see the dawning of love in the hearts of Darcy and Bingley, and also see the pernicious influence of tennis. This story is a P.G. Wodehouse cross-over. ~P&P~ Last update 03/05/2000
The Wedding Singer Written by Gail W.
Based loosely on the Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore movie "The Wedding Singer" with some P&P inspiration. ~P&P~ Last update 03/01/2000
The Race Against 2000 Written by Leia and John.
The world is in deadly peril, and the characters from Pride and Prejudice are charged with finding a way to save us all. ~P&P~ Last update 02/19/2000
The Two Annes Written by Chris.
Broken hearted over the break up with Frederick, Anne Elliot takes to breaking up other things--like sailors' noses, while Anne de Bourgh runs interference. ~P&P~ ~Per~ Last update 01/21/2000
Arias and Arrogance Written by Megan.
Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy share top billing in a production of The Marriage of Figaro, and share animosity behind the curtain. ~P&P~ Last update 01/17/2000
Darcy Hood Written by Caitrin.
Darcy and his merry men do good in the forest of Netherfield. ~P&P~ Last update 01/16/2000
Every Polished Society Written by Allison Rose.
Darcy takes a job as the resident physician to a ballet company, where Charles Bingley, Jane and Elizabeth all work. ~P&P~ Last update 01/16/2000
Georgi Written by Kimmie.
It's a hard knock life for Darcy, when the love of his life comes to him for a job, and a young girl is looking for her home. ~P&P~ Last update 01/01/2000
Once Upon a Dream Written by Tanisha.
Elizabeth returns home after her divorce from Darcy, but part of her wonders whether they could still work things out. ~P&P~ Last update 12/28/1999
A Different Sonnet Written by Selene.
A picture and a moment is captured in the mind, in this poem. ~Misc~ Last update 12/22/1999
Manglefield Park--Revisited, The Turf Wars Written by Greg.
Fanny's rise to the top of the power structure did not go unnoticed by her neighboring boss, Fitzwilliam Darcy. ~P&P~ ~MP~ Last update 12/18/1999
The 1999 Christmas Poem Written by Liz M.
The Elliot family celebrates Christmas, in the third installment of an annual poetic tradition. ~Per~ Last update 12/18/1999
It's A Wonderful Life, Jane Austen Written by Jimmy.
Jane Austen wishes she had never been born, and her guardian angel shows her what the world would have lost with out her. This story was written in honor of Jane Austen's birthday. ~Misc~ Last update 12/17/1999
Dig Deeper Written by Allison Rose.
An important archaeological dig in Egypt brings Bingley and Darcy as well as Elizabeth and Jane together. ~P&P~ Last update 12/11/1999
Manglefield Park--A Parody Written by Greg.
A parody of Mansfield Park, with some references to the latest movie. Fanny is a resourceful, and not entirely nice lady, and not entirely opposed to a little homocide now and then. ~MP~ Last update 12/08/1999
Heaven Forbid! Written by John, Eva and Leareth.
Darcy chases after Caroline Bingley, but Caroline has other ideas. ~P&P~ Last update 12/04/1999
Mambo #5 Written by Jimmy.
Wouldn't it be nice to have a little bit of each of the Austen heros? ~NA~ ~S&S~ ~P&P~ ~Em~ ~Per~ Last update 11/26/1999
Sister Lydia's New Vocation Written by Lise and Leea.
Lydia meets the man of her dreams, except she had already become a nun--and who could have guessed the man would be Edmund Bertram? ~P&P~ ~MP~ Last update 11/22/1999
Eliza Written by Genette.
Based on the movie "Sabrina". The awkward young Eliza travels to Paris, and comes back much less awkward. Will she finally catch George Larabee's eye? Or perhaps his brother Darcy's? ~P&P~ Last update 11/20/1999
The Von Darcy Family Singers Written by Sanna.
Elizabeth is sent away from her abbey to become a governess to a man with seven spirited children. ~P&P~ Last update 11/14/1999
The Pride of Frankenstein Written by Simone.
Dr. Victor Darcy, filed with prode and arrogance, attempts to create life. ~P&P~ Last update 10/28/1999
Tilney At The Bat Written by Mags.
A poem in the style of "Casey At The Bat", with Tilney playing the role of the pivotal batsman. ~NA~ Last update 10/22/1999
Toddles Makes His Move Written by Several Authors.
Miss Elizabeth Bennet has been invited to Pemberley by Miss Darcy, and there receives both unwanted and wanted advances. ~P&P~ Last update 10/16/1999
Senzilla vs. Senseibilitoro: Battle for Tokyo Written by Simone.
Two giant monsters come to Tokyo seeking two gentle men. ~S&S~ Last update 10/04/1999
A Tribute To Doctor Suess Written by Allie.
A Suess-style rhyme about the esteem in which George Wickham is held. ~P&P~ Last update 09/30/1999
Seeing the Light Written by Melissa D.
Elizabeth Bennet agrees to marry her best friend, but does so without the love or passion that she would hope for in a husband. Will she find true love? ~P&P~ Last update 09/28/1999
The Adventures of Willoughby Wallaby Woo Written by Katt and Meesh.
Sherlock Holmes insists that Doctor Watson must spread his wings more and sends him away. Soon Watson finds himself in company with John Willoughby and accidentally on the way to Constantinople. (Now, if you've a date in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul.) ~S&S~ Last update 09/26/1999
A Wacky Story Written by Cecilia Anne.
A lady must do everything she can to catch a man's eye. ~Misc~ Last update 09/16/1999
Ads And Answers Written by Erin A.
On the day that Jane convinces Elizabeth to place a personal ad, William Darcy, Mr. Collins, and George Wickham all read her entry with interest. ~P&P~ Last update 09/14/1999
Murder, My Sweet Written by Marsha.
Lydia Wickham drives her husband to distraction, then even further. ~P&P~ Last update 09/14/1999
Highbury Street Written by Jimmy.
The interfering Ed Woodhouse is kept in check by his neighbor and friend Ms. Night Lee (her sister's name is Day Lee). ~Em~ Last update 09/12/1999
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